April 17th, 2007
WHO IS JACK SCHITT For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can
Crock O. Schitt
April 1st, 2007
|The Keys to Your Heart|
You are attracted to good manners and elegance.
In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic.
Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage something you've always wanted... though you haven't really thought about it.
In this moment, you think of love as commitment. Love only works when both people are totally devoted.
|You Are 84% Grown Up, 16% Kid|
Your emotional maturity is fully developed, and you have an excellent grasp on your emotions.
In fact, you are so emotionally mature - you should consider being a therapist!
|Your Personality is Very Rare (ENTP)|
Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open.
Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 3% of all women and 5% of all men.
You are Extroverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.
January 28th, 2007
|04:35 am - drunkness stuff|
Jeff man I feel so bad for you dude... next time slightly less would be better... but hey oh well... Joe props man... but you don't have to join us again, it's your choice if you do... the same goes for Candace... Lisa your cool, I hope you don't think this is what all our weekends entail; they usually dont (only the games)... next time there need to be less people in the room, or a lower level of alcohol in peoples blood, it was just getting a bit crazy with that much intoxication... Stacey you are amazing, both for buying some of the stuff, and for taking care of Jeff as well as you did... Pope the wine was good, less next time for Jeff's good
December 12th, 2006
|02:39 am - what a kiss means|
What a kiss means...
+Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready
+Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever"
+Kiss on the Ear = You're my everything
+Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
+Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
+Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
+Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
+Kiss on the Lips = I like you"
What the gesture means...
+Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other"
+Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
+Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go"
+Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you"
+Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
+Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go"
+Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
+ Dont ask for a kiss, take one.
+If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.
+Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
missing will surprise you.
Repost this as "what a kiss means"
Current Mood: thoughtful
December 11th, 2006
|03:00 am - Home|
As the semester draws to a close and we all finish cramming for our exams, I desire to wish everyone the best of luck on your finals good luck... And Stacey if you read this (which is likely not to happen) thanks for moving in down stairs... your chill to hang with... and it wouldn't have happened with you on the other side of campus....
on another note, I really don't want to go home, as everyone is so happy to be getting done with finals and in such a hurry to return home to friends and family, I just wish I got along with my parents better, yeah they teach me a lot and they have been great resources in the past, I just wish they didn't expect me to do everything, especially since my dad is working for himself... before I used to be able to get away with helping out less... but now especially since I am home so infrequently, I end up spending almost all of my time working on stuff for them around the house... thanksgiving break was spent in it's entirety insulating the garage, and doing some work for school... I can only imagine how winter break is going to be with student teaching observations to do, and winter break at the camp... that leaves me about a week to visit with my friends... I'm really not looking forward to it... that and my dad is probably going to want me to help out with the jobs he has scheduled for the break that require 2 people to do... at least I get paid for those... it really is too bad that all I get out of most of the stuff I do is a good learning experience... I already have a wider skill range than almost anyone in the tech ed department... while there are people who do stuff better than I do they can't do the variety of things I can... that'll help when I am a teacher, but still I wish I new less about everything and more about something I wanted to know... instead of what my dad needs me to know in order to help him... and when I ask him if he would support me buying a boat for a project, he doesn't support it because I don't "need it", as if he doesn't have enough things that he doesn't need, but has as a project
I think I'll research about the boat and come up with a list of the stuff I need for the boat and just buy it... and then show up with it one day... I need a project that takes up his space that way he gives me the time to finish it... even when I took on a project for a neighbor that I was going to get paid for as soon as the weather was bad one morning and I didn't go to work, he took the rest of the days after that for his stuff cause it was more important and yet when I went to my other job, all work would cease on the important stuff, and he would help one of my friends on his truck... grrrrrrrrr... the frustration I face with him... no matter what I take on as a project of my choice (cleaning up the woods, milling lumber, building a path to the lake for a neighbor) it usually lasts for no more than a couple days at most before he takes the time back for his stuff... and then he complains that I show no initiative to do things for myself... as if working for him for the time I get out of work 'til dusk (and usually beyond under lights) isn't enough... everyday of the week... and then he complains that on the rare day I don't have work due to the weather, and I want to sleep in cause I’m tired, he complains that I am lazy and don't get up in the morning for him and that I do for my boss (7 for my boss, 9 for my dad, and he doesn't usually get me 'til 12:30 when I work)
Even after we complained and my mom convinced him to let my sister and I have an hour of time for ourselves after lunch, he complained that I wasn't getting stuff that was important done for him... even though I was still doing stuff for him that I wanted to do more (by the smallest of margins)... yet he thanks me for doing them when he has the random urge to go do something and all the brush is moved out of his way... but he bitches when I do it... but my mom went to a competition for a couple days with my sister and when the came back the hour was gone... (this lasted about 2 weeks), and this all happened after he tried to change the hour so that it included lunch because I spent to much time sitting at the table, when I was almost always the first person to get up and go back to work on stuff for him...
That and for whatever reason he likes to complain that less work gets done when I am with him then gets done when it is him, my sister and 2 of my friends... like I can produce the same volume of work as 3 people... I do my best and can usually keep up with 2 of them, but this is apparently not good enough for him... and I take the brunt of it... that and he always talks about how good a worker they are, and always have tools ready when he needs them and such... yeah it really isn't that hard when he asks for them in advance, I still manage to have almost everything there for him before he needs it, and he doesn't ask in advance... yet they always get credit for thinking ahead... when we were roofing, I managed to get all the deck boards cut in advance, have them stacked up for him and ready to pass up to him, and swept the floor before he had 3 boards laid out and nailed down... and when I was on the roof I managed to straighten the rafters, and nail down the board I was working on by hand (he was gun nailing) and still have time to wait while he cut the next piece...
That and I hate how he complains that I waste time idly when he can spend an entire morning talking... it took him the better part of 3 hours to 3 rows of sheathing on a wall, which I managed to sheath the rest of the way(25+ rows) in the time he wasted on 1 morning talking with a neighbor across the lake... and then he bitched that when he came back I was reading a book, before even noticing the wall was finished, and then he continued to bitch that I hadn't continued working when I had finished the mornings project for us both, and he didn't say where we were headed next... too many times in the past I have worked without his supervision and had to undo things that he failed to tell me about when I asked in advance because I wasn't going to get there in the time frame that I did... so I stop work when his instructions are complete... and then he bitches that I don't ask what's going on next... even though every time I ask he complains that I am always asking questions about things... maybe I ask so many questions because I finish things so quickly, and he doesn’t give me an overview of what he wants done...
and for what ever reason I always seem to get yelled at for having to waste time doing something the hard way that I mentioned we should take care of early on in the project, and that he said wouldn't be a problem... the grounding of the roof for lightning protection, the 5 trees that are within 5 inches of the roof that I now have to climb instead of just taking down (and no have to succeed in not scratching the roof with either)
there is soooo much more I want and need to write... but I have a final in the morning and I need sleep...
sorry about the rant... I need my sanity... but still good luck on exams...
and so everyone realizes i don't need help, i do realize i am not at fault for most of this
Current Mood: why is it like this?
November 4th, 2006
|Your EQ is 160|
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
October 29th, 2006
So it's been a while (as it usually is) but i since i last updated, I have been placed on campus arrest because everytime i leave oswego something dramaful takes place between people i know, and it usually is never good... People break up, friendships get ruined, roomates develop tensions... things that are glorious lioke that...
I also am quite enjoying my spot on TEAM MINI, running aound with the mini zamboni is so cool.. even though it seriously crimps ointo my social life (like most of my weekend time) but it is still ausome
On to the b.s. that no one cares about... met new friends, esp. in waterbury, although not as many as last year since we aren't forced to interact as much.. and oh yeah it feels more like home here than last year ever did...
there is also a someone (who remains nameless) that has caught my attention at least... not sure if they caught anything else... seeing as we only see each other for a few minutes after class... but...
i really need to talk to melissa as well... it's kinda wierd having her be friends with most of the people in her building (which i invaded with coolness), so she turns up alot, and while i am at a point that i can interact with her fine, i don't think she can... and i feel bad about that...
looking forward to drunkeness at some point next weekend... it should be good fun when everyone gets back...
Current Location: blowing away
Current Music: none roomie studying
September 10th, 2006
|12:23 am - Pass it on (stolen from Michaela)|
Have you heard????????????
just don't go to school on 9/11.
Why would we interrupt our daily lives just to have a little think about Terrorism?
That's what Terrorism is. TERROR. ISM. It is designed to scare. To paralyze.
To interrupt our daily lives.
To keep us from getting an education?
Don't get me wrong: It's important to honor those who have DIED or MOURNED.
If you feel that it's important to STOP and THINK, then one day is NOT ENOUGH. If you genuinely feel that way, then you can think every single day, but don't start telling me that a day off from school is really going to accomplish that.
The way to show you care is to be ACTIVE, not PASSIVE.
Pass it on.
August 31st, 2006
so yeah, i have been here since saturday and it turns out i am living in the wrong building... i spend more time in hart than i do anywhere else... and i live in waterbury... i spend too much time up here
like literally 12 hours a day... well not quite that much but at least 10... visiting the people i know here... and yes it is disgusting but i have met more people in hart than in my own dorm...
anyway ashley is cool... and zach is coming tommorrow... what fun
August 13th, 2006
|12:07 am - Oswego|
What are the odds that in the middle of an agricultural fair in vermont, i run in to someone who will be at oswego n the fall... and not only that, jessie you'll quite enjoy this... i managed to throw food at her nefore introducing myself (ask me for details)... anyway Daniel, I'll find you on campus and try to start it off better next time... (at least she wont forget me easily)